
In-Law and The Outlaw
In-Law and the Outlaw: A country son-in-law and his suburban father-in-law talking life from two different worlds.
In-Law and The Outlaw
In-Law and the Outlaw: Tractors, Twang, and Pecan Pie?
This week on In-Law and the Outlaw, it’s Red Hot Chili Peppers vs. Keith Whitley, Aldi vs. Publix, coupon vs. cue-pon, and men vs. basic tools. Tom tries to attach a bush hog and somehow ends up emotionally broken at Ace Hardware, and reviews an album so fast it ends before he finishes two emails.
Also: we launch a new segment where we butcher the English language with style...Jimisms...featuring classics like “come home to Jesus” and “food to think about.” Meanwhile, gas prices are high, milk is higher, and lawnmowers are dying like flies in a bug zapper.
It’s educational. It’s emotional. It’s a violation of grammar law. Tune in now because you deserve to hear two men spiral over a socket wrench.
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This is a familiar Wilson's Media Production. Welcome to In-Law and the Out-Law podcast, a country son-in-law and his suburban father-in-law talking life from two different worlds. Hey, welcome to In-Law and the Out-Law podcast, North Central Florida's number one Father-in-law, son-in-law podcast, probably. I am Tom. I'm Brennan. Hey, welcome back, Brennan, man. How was your fourth? Oh, it
SPEAKER_01:was good. Went to Daytona, had some fun on the beach, hung out with everybody. Had a good time, watched the fireworks, all that good stuff.
SPEAKER_00:I mean, I saw some pictures that Shelby and Tori put on Facebook. Looked kind of fun. Looked like you had a good time.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we had fun. It was definitely a hot one, but...
SPEAKER_00:it
SPEAKER_01:was nice
SPEAKER_00:so last week I know we had some scheduling challenges so we asked Tori to fill in and she did a great job got a lot of positive feedback on
SPEAKER_01:yeah I listened to it it sounded
SPEAKER_00:good yeah I mean she didn't miss a beat I mean she was really good so yeah I want to thank her for that but we didn't get a chance to do the week or the episode prior we did a top 10 albums you know we reviewed our top 10 albums and then we had I gave you one of my top 10 and you gave me one of yours to review and we said on the next episode and although you weren't able to make that one the next episode we would review those albums so I you gave me Keith Whitley's LA to Miami that was the album that you wanted me to review so I did do that and the first thing and I mentioned it last week when I was with Tori The first thing I noticed was the song that we had talked about and brought up and you said was Miami, Miami. And, you know, I said, OK, I'll give that song a listen. The first thing I noticed was that wasn't the name of the song or at least Miami, Miami, saying the city twice. It was Miami, Miami, Miami. meaning Amy was his girlfriend. I did not know that. So I listened to it. And, you know, again, country is not my genre. It's probably my least favorite genre of music. But I did give it a go. I listened to the whole thing. And it is very, you know, I didn't recognize any of the songs other than, on the other hand, damn it, what was the other song? Oh, when you say nothing at all. Now, both of those, I don't think I heard Keith Whitley's version. I think I heard Randy Travis's version of On the Other Hand. And then when you say nothing at all, Alison Krauss
SPEAKER_01:Alison Krauss did that one yeah
SPEAKER_00:so I think those so I know both of those songs I've heard both of those songs before but I think I heard the covers by other artists so but my review of it is you know it's definitely an 80s style country you know just like you had mentioned that 80s country type you know very nasally very twangy singing style and you know what I told Tori was you know if I had to compare it was like the tick tocker vine of albums there was only 10 songs on it now back in the 80s you know that was about right you know you've got about 10 songs maybe 11 on a record because it was mainly records that were out I forget which year CDs came out but I want to say it was around 88 89 90 somewhere in there I don't remember the exact year but but it was somewhere in there so basically you had vinyl or you had tapes cassette tapes so 10 songs wasn't unheard of but what I did notice was a None of half of the songs, five songs were under three minutes long. Under three minutes. So I was at work and I said, you know, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and review this album. I'll listen to the album while I go ahead and bang out some emails. Dude, I think I sent two emails and the album was over. I mean, all 10 songs. The longest song was like three minutes and 27 seconds. And like I said, half the songs were under three minutes. If I had to if I had to. compare it or maybe what it reminded me of was it was very Ronnie Millsap-esque. Who I love, I've listened to Ronnie Millsap. When we talked about the albums, you said it brought back a lot of memories with your papa and your dad. For me, Ronnie Millsap would fall into that. I'm not a country person, but because my dad loved country, for the most part was his genre and he loved Ronnie Millsap. I grew up listening to Ronnie Millsap. So it did
SPEAKER_01:sound pretty good.
SPEAKER_00:Oh yeah. Oh yeah, definitely. And so, you know, I definitely, uh, definitely it was very Ronnie Millsap esque again, not my favorite genre of music. I didn't recognize any of the songs except for those two. Um, and I don't even think, uh, on the other hand was on that song. It may have been, or on that CD, I think it was on another one. Um, or no, not, not on the other hand, that one was, it was, uh, when you say nothing at all, I think that was on a different, uh, yeah. I
SPEAKER_01:think it come a little bit later.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. So if I had to pick a favorite song on there, on the other hand, uh, and maybe because it was just familiar, uh, because of Randy Travis and hard living, uh, it was a quicker pace and not that sad tempo, uh, you know, that most of the music on that album had. But, you know, all in all, you know, I'm not a country music guru. So, you know, I really can't really rate it because, you know, it would have to have, you know, somebody that loved country music would have to rate that. But, you know, it was okay. It was a decent listen for a country music CD. So, you know, if I had to rate, you know, again, it's not a genre that I would listen to, but it was okay. It was all right. I'll take that. The other thing was I gave you Red Hot Chili Peppers' Blood Sugar Sex Magic. What did you think of that? Did you give it a listen?
SPEAKER_01:I did. I did. And I know that it's not really my artist to listen to. Right. But, I mean, it was decent. I know Under the Bridge is a good one, and I like the backstory on it. Because that's actually about one of their members who fell into drug addiction and all that. And that's what he's talking about is buying drugs pretty much up under one of Los Angeles' breezes, obviously. And what was it?
SPEAKER_00:Give it away?
SPEAKER_01:Yep, give it away. And there was another song, I can't remember what it is, but I don't know what the hell he was saying, because he was saying the shit so fast. Like I said, man, Red Hot Chili Peppers, a couple songs I really do like, but as far as wanting to listen to it all the time, that was a hard no. Really? Oh, man. They are red hot. Yeah,
SPEAKER_00:I think, I mean, I just love, like I said, that album to me just combines everything. Rock, funk, rap, psychedelia. I mean, it is just everything rolled up into one. And, you know, again, I had another Red Hot Chili Peppers album on my list, but I tried not to, with the exception of Pink Floyd, have multiple artists on there, but... Yeah. You know, Californication was also up there. That's another great.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's on the Californication. If you ever listen to it, you can tell that, like, the shit that they was talking about in that song is happening today, which is pretty crazy. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, as far as, like, the album in general, it was all right. But, like I said, I like Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I mean, that album, yeah, there was only like two or three songs I actually enjoyed listening to or that I already knew of that I liked.
SPEAKER_00:All right. But it was all right. Now that's out of the way. We've reviewed the albums. I want to come back to a segment. I know we had an episode where, and I think we called it a bonus episode, where Tom throws a tantrum. But I thought I'd bring that back. And it's not a story. I mean, nothing really happened like the hotel and concert went through. But I think every week I'm just going to take about two, three minutes to bitch about something. And this week being grocery prices. I mean, dude, so grocery prices are out of control. out of control. And everybody says, you know, they were, you know, we're in, we, we, we've agreed. We're not going to do political stuff on here. And I don't care if you're right, left, whatever. What does happen is when stuff goes up, what, for whatever reason, you call it inflation, you call it whatever. It's never going to come back down. The same thing with car prices. When, when, you know, we had COVID and you had those chip supply chain issues and use cars like almost doubled. They're not coming back down. And it just pisses me off. The price of eggs. You hear everybody saying, hey, egg prices are coming back. No, they're not. No, they're not. They're higher now than they were a year ago. They'll never come back down. And, you know, we shop at Publix, which is a well-known chain here in Florida. And you go there. Now, their slogan isn't, you know, low prices, whatever Walmart's is, low prices or anything like that. It's, you know... Where shopping is a pleasure. That's their tagline. That's their slogan. And I will say this. Their stores are always immaculate. The shelves are always lined up. Shopping is truly a pleasure. But you're going to pay a premium. I mean, you look at some of the milk there. If you go with a brand name milk, you're paying$6-$7 a gallon. Now, Becca does the lion's share of the grocery shopping, and she will stop at Publix for some things, but she goes to Aldi. Aldi's at least a fairly new brand in Florida, but they're kind of buying up the old Winn-Dixies and stuff like that. And so we have a couple of Aldis here and about to have an Aldi right down the road from us. And, dude, it's half the cost. I went and got a gallon of milk. I went grocery shopping with her last week. And a gallon of milk, and granted, it wasn't T.G. Lee or something like that, Gustafson's Farms or whatever. And it was$2.95. Yeah. Half. Half of the milk. Like I said, she does 99% of the grocery shopping. I don't ever look at the bill. It doesn't matter to me. She's doing the work. Whatever she spends, she spends. But going with her and seeing the prices and the price difference, I'm like, man, I want to get back to that extreme couponing, man. I want to start saving some money, man. It's just ridiculous. Oh, for sure. And the other thing that pisses me off is... The marketing for idiots that they do. So we're in there and we're looking for, you know, laundry detergent. And there's a brand, I'm not going to say the brand, but there's a big sticker that covers almost a quarter of the bottle that says, you know, 150 ounces, 50% more in big letters. And then in small, it says 50% more than our 100 ounce bottle. Okay, that's just simple math. Yeah, that's just math. I mean, it's got this marketing like you're saving money. Now, 50% more than our 100-ounce bottle. Well, that's just math. Is it cheaper? No. As a matter of fact, it's probably more expensive. And it just pisses me off that companies do that, the way they market stuff and make you believe you're getting a deal when you're not. It just irritates me. Oh,
SPEAKER_01:yeah. That's just like... Like, everybody bitches about the gas price. Yeah, it's high, but what are you going to do? Not buy it?
SPEAKER_00:I know.
SPEAKER_01:But the gas prices, boy, I'd be... Like, up here where I live, our county's the highest. I could go a county over, and it'd be 10 to 20 cents lower. Like, down there in Daytona we was at, I think gas prices here are like 307, 310, some shit like that. Down there, it's like 298, 297. and uh hell just that's just like my like my snuff my snuff i dip up here it's like ten dollars down there's eight or something like that and i'm like dude why can't everybody just get with the damn program and just sell the shit the same
SPEAKER_00:yeah I mean, I think gas may be cheaper on the coast simply because of the logistics of it. I mean, you know, the stuff is coming in on ships and filling up tankers and it's just close to the, you know, they're not driving all the way inland. That's strictly a guess of mine. I have no idea. But yeah, gas prices, although they seem to be holding pretty steady here lately. It's still high, but it's, you know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Another thing too is like for me that I suffer with is like, truck parts and side-by-side parts and my small engine deal I got going on, everything that I've... Everything that I try to buy with it is either doubled or tripled in price. Like, you're going to tell me a damn lug nut's$10? Like, what the hell?
SPEAKER_00:Wrapping that up, that's my tantrum. Just, you know, grocery prices and the fake marketing that they do just got me all in a bunch last week. But I mentioned the word... Coupon. And it got me thinking, and this is a new segment called, How You Say? So I'm going to give you some words, and I want you to tell me how you pronounce them. Now, again, this isn't a right or wrong thing, but these are words that have double pronunciations, where some people pronounce them this way, some people pronounce them that way. So I'm going to start with the word that I used. A piece of paper that provides you with money off of a particular item. What do you call that? Coupon. Coupon. So some people say coupon, and some people say coupon. Again, I don't know if there's a right or wrong, but that's one of those things where I hear, one of those words where I hear people pronounce it different ways. I won't say the movie, but there's a group of islands just off the coast of Florida, or an area, an area of islands off the coast of Florida. What is that area called? Okay, Caribbean. Caribbean. Now, the movie Pirates of the what?
SPEAKER_01:Caribbean.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. So I say it Caribbean. You know, Caribbean wings, like Publix has these Caribbean wings. But if I were to say the movie, it would be Pirates of the Caribbean or the ride at Disney or whatever it is. So that's another one of those words that... You're
SPEAKER_01:fancying
SPEAKER_00:it up, man. All right. A vessel that you put flowers in to hold them. A flower pot? All right, but let's say you have it on your mantle. You bought Tori some flowers, you put them in this vessel, and you put them on your mantle. What's that called?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, like a vase?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, a vase. Now, you say vase, some people say vase. Oh, don't you just have an education? All right, here's one. It's a pie that's typically... eaten around Thanksgiving. I mean, it's all throughout the year, but typically you'll have this pie at Thanksgiving or Christmas, and it's a pie with a particular nut on it or in it. What is that nut
SPEAKER_01:called? Wow.
SPEAKER_00:Pecan. Pecan. Now, you call it a pecan pie? Yeah, pecan pie. I call it a pecan pie.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, you drink your drinks with your pinky up, don't you? No,
SPEAKER_00:it's just the way I say it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, let me get one of them pecan pies. Hell no. It's pecan, man. All
SPEAKER_00:right. This is a very sweet, thick thing that you can put on ice cream or dip your apples in. Caramel. All right, caramel. Some people say caramel.
UNKNOWN:Caramel.
SPEAKER_01:I don't
SPEAKER_00:like it. Yeah. And let's see. I got a couple more, but we'll just go one more. This is a little thing that you mail your letters off in. You put your letter in it and you lick it and seal it. Envelope. Okay. Some people say envelope.
SPEAKER_01:A
SPEAKER_00:couple other ones. The mountains in West Virginia. Some people call them Appalachian. Some people call it Appalachian.
SPEAKER_01:Appalachian, maybe. Yeah, I'd probably say Appalachian.
SPEAKER_00:And then either or either. How do you pronounce that? Either way.
SPEAKER_01:Either. Oh, either.
SPEAKER_00:I thought you were actually telling me. Yeah, either way. I say either way.
SPEAKER_01:No, it's either way. That rolls up the tongue better.
SPEAKER_00:All right. All right. So that wraps up that little segment there. I was just curious. And I got to thinking about that when I used the term coupon. I was like, yeah, I mean, people say coupon. What are some other words that, you know, depending on, you know, your locale or whatever, you just say it a certain way.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:If you think about it, though, the damn English language is so damn complicated when it don't have to be.
SPEAKER_00:You're right, man. I mean, there's, oh my God, there's so many different words like read and read are spelled the same way, live and live. I don't know how anybody, you know, I've tried to learn Spanish before. for years and I've probably spent a thousand dollars on software and, and, and, uh, you know, here, uh, CDs and stuff like that to try and learn Spanish. And I get to a certain point and I'm just like, eh, I'm done. Um, I don't want
SPEAKER_01:anybody. I could speak enough. I could speak and understand enough to get me by.
SPEAKER_00:No, I can't. I know a few words, but no, I can't. But how do people learn English, especially reading English? Holy
SPEAKER_01:cow. Dude, I was listening, or I was on TikTok, and there was this little simulation of what other people, how they hear the English language. Dude, I got to send that to you. That shit is crazy. It's not even like we're saying anything.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, is it where they're just saying a bunch of English words? and not making any sense. I mean, they're really English words, but they're not in any particular order.
SPEAKER_01:No, they was, I believe they was, they was having like a basic, like, uh, I wouldn't say conversation, but like, uh, well, I guess you would call it a conversation, full sentences. And it's just like the, I don't know the pronunciations you would hear. Like you wouldn't with us, obviously you would hear what they're saying, but they would flip it and it would be like, just random sounds, and it's weird as shit. There ain't no damn way. But I remember, I can't remember where I was working at the time, but I had a dude come up to, it was at Walmart, because we had left the warehouse and started working at Walmart there for a little while, and I had a dude come up to me. He's like, hey man, can you go down there and translate for this couple?
SPEAKER_00:Ask you
SPEAKER_01:to translate? And I'm like, Yeah, and I'm like, you're going to ask a person that can barely even speak English correctly to go translate for some people? I said, no, dog. I said, I'll do it, but Google Translate said to do that for me. You got the wrong guy.
SPEAKER_00:Changing topics, you mentioned earlier last week, earlier this week, you guys are planning a ride for, I think, the 19th?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, man. Yeah, it's for my brother's birthday.
SPEAKER_02:All right.
SPEAKER_01:The 19th. It's going to be a couple people out here. It's going to be, I think, eight or nine of us, roughly.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:I know I still got to get a caliper.
SPEAKER_00:Are you going to have it by the 19th in case I can't get my alternator installed? I did order my alternator, and it should be here probably this week. I'll
SPEAKER_01:have it done. I'm going to order it this week sometime, and I'll have it.
UNKNOWN:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Soon as I get it, I'll have it on the same day.
SPEAKER_00:Nice. I made another purchase this week. I bought a bush hog from a tractor. So let me tell you about this. Oh, boy. Yeah. So I got this bush hog. Now, it never fails that whenever I buy something, I can't install it or attach it without a tool that I don't have. I'm always missing one fucking tool, man. Um, and so I was getting, I was, you know, putting this, uh, uh, bush hog together about to put it on the tractor and I needed, you know, I needed a grease gun, didn't have a grease gun. So I had to go buy a grease gun, got that and started greasing it up, went to go attach it. And I needed a one in five 16th socket. So I'm like, okay, yeah, let me go look at it. I've got a socket set. I've got a couple of socket sets. So I go in there. Biggest socket I have is one inch. So I'm like, damn it. Let me, you know, man, I'm gonna have to run up to Ace Hardware or Lowe's or wherever. I looked all around town. Dude, that's not a standard socket. You may get a one and one sixteenths. Maybe a one in three sixteenths. You're not going to find a one in five sixteenths. So I'm sitting here. I'm, you know, I'm messaging Becca. We're at work and I'm just kind of like looking. Where can I find? I mean, I looked at every auto parts store, every, you know, Ace Hardware, Tractor Supply, Lowe's, Home Depot. They didn't have one in stock. So the first person I thought of was, I said, hey, I asked Becca, I said, hey, you think your dad has a 1-5-16 socket? And in my head, I'm like, I know he does. This guy has every tool you could possibly imagine. So we text him and say, hey, do you happen to have a 1-5-16 socket? He takes back, in fact, I have two of them. Of course you do. Of course you do. Again, this is a guy who... He's got tools that NASA hasn't even discovered yet. I mean, he's got a shop and has every tool. Now, he's a pilot, but he's also a very smart and a very good do-it-yourselfer, DIYer. So he has all of these tools. But I'm telling you, if Lowe's had a fire and burned down, he could restock it with everything that he has. I mean, his toolbox has a toolbox inside of it. I mean, it's crazy. Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, and, you know, we kind of go back and forth. Like, he'll buy something. I'm like, well, I got to buy it now. Now that you have one, I have to have one. And, you know, he'll buy tools when he don't even need it, just in case, you know, he needs it in the future. But he had it, and he had a whole socket set. And 1 516 wasn't even the biggest one. I don't even know how. It was probably like a 2 1⁄2-inch socket in this socket set that he had. But anyway, I got the bush hog up there and tested it. it out so now we you know we had all that work done in the back that forestry mulching and um now now that summer and raining all that crap has grown back and i'm like man i can't get out there you know i've got like a little i'll call it a souped up weed eater but it's kind of like a brush mower but it uses uh uh vinyl whatever they're called strings you know and and it'll get most but when you get into that brush that's like a half inch thick and stuff like that, it won't cut that. It'll just break the string. So I bit the bullet and went and got a bush hog and put it on there, tested it out, and it works great, man. So I'm happy about that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I need to... That's what I'd like to have a damn... Well, I'd like to have a tractor in general with a damn bush hog around this place would be absolutely great. I got... Do you have a riding car? Hell, I got... Yeah, I got a yard ornament. It doesn't work? It just blew up.
SPEAKER_02:Oh,
SPEAKER_01:shit. No, it blew up. And I pulled the motor off of it and was looking at it and all. And the lawnmower, it's, hell, it's, what, 10, almost 12 years old probably. And it needs to go into the scrapyard. I mean, it's done wore out. The deck's bad. The spindles are bad. Anyway. So I got another lawnmower and I was going to start mowing the grass with it. Well, the deck shot on it. I already knew that. And then I was like, you know what? Rather than going through messing with this, messing with the deck and all that, I'll just go ahead and take the motor off it and put on to our original motor. Well, the pulley is seized on it. So like you, when I have everything I need until I need something.
UNKNOWN:Right.
SPEAKER_01:So I need a pulley puller and I'm like man I ain't sitting to go all the way uptown just to get a damn pulley puller well, I Needed something totally unrelated. So I went up there to Harbor Freight and got some tools and all that Come back to the house and I'm like damn dude. I was just at Harbor Freight. I could have got me a damn pulley puller Walking next time. Well, I went up there for something else totally unrelated to my project and come back to the house, guess what I forgot? The damn pulley puller again. I'm like, you know what? It's not meant to be. It is what it is. I'll just go out there and start weed eating everything. I don't give a damn.
SPEAKER_00:I think we had mentioned it before. I do have a lot of tools, but like you, you said it perfect, man. I have everything I need until I need something. And that's me. But my biggest problem is organization. Like I'll use a tool and I'll just when I'm finished with it, I'll just lay it down or put it up wherever I'm at. And then when I need it again, I can't find it. And a bad habit that I have is I don't look very hard. I'll look where I think it is. If it isn't there, then I just assume it's gone and I go and buy another one. Oh, man, that that eats Becca up. She's just like, first of all, you don't know how to find shit. You don't look very long. You give it that time once over. But not only that, you never put stuff up where you can find it. So, yeah, guilty as charged with that.
SPEAKER_01:That's me too, but I can tell you exactly where anything's at there.
SPEAKER_00:No, not me. I can't tell you. Now, I will eventually find it later on and go, oh, here's that socket. Here's that wrench that I needed two months ago.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'll have shit laid out everywhere. Hey, you got this socket? Yeah, go look on the porch, on the grill, on the left-hand side. It'll be right there. You got this screwdriver? Yeah, go look in the shed. It's behind. I dropped it like two months ago. Look behind this toolbox, and it'll be right there on the left-hand side.
SPEAKER_00:Hey, Brandon. Yes? You know what that sound means? Oh, boy. So a couple of weekends ago, or a couple of episodes ago, we started, or at least I started a segment with the Jim-isms. We called them Jim-isms because my old boss was named Jim, and he put these sayings together. We call them malaphores or malaprops, where he would combine or screw up some type of idiom. So I wanted to make this a regular segment where I could just go over. I have a list, probably 100, and they're all 100% legit sayings that people I have worked with I've worked with, mainly worked with, probably 90% of these come from people that I work with, coworkers. Other ones have come from family. We even talked about the one that you did. But I have a couple I'm going to go over for this week's Jimism. One of the ones had a supervisor that had to discipline an employee, and he was telling me about it, and he said he had to come home to Jesus meeting with him. And I think the correct thing is come to Jesus. Uh, but he said, come home. And I was like, come home to Jesus. What'd you do? Kill him. This one is actually, um, from my old boss, the one that, that created the Jim ism. Um, we were making suggestions about something and I had made a suggestion. He goes, well, I don't know. It's food to think about. And I think that the idiom that he was wanting to say was it's food for thought. But he said, I don't know. I don't know. It's food to think about. The next one, this is the same guy that had the come home to Jesus meeting with him. He was saying something. He wanted to make sure he was going to do it correctly. And he said, I don't want to do it haphazard, not haphazard. hap hazard but half hazard so maybe half safe half uh slightly dangerous slightly dangerous and the last one was uh somebody said that they were talking about my current boss and uh her being in her office um and it said well it's easy for her sitting in her eiffel tower and i i Ivory Tower On purpose or that's just how it comes out? Oh, yeah, on
SPEAKER_01:purpose, just to see what everybody says.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. I say something all the time. Here's a bonus one. My old boss used to say, he would say, correct me if I'm wrong. No, correct me if I'm right. And the term is correct me if I'm wrong. But for whatever reason, he would always say, hey, correct me if I'm right. And I was just like, what does that mean? So now I use that all the time. Hey, correct me if I'm right. So I will use these on occasion, just in general conversation. And some people at work, they get it, but other people are like, dude, that's, that's not how that goes. Oh, I know. I said that on purpose.
SPEAKER_01:That's a pretty good one there.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Well, I literally have a notes list and I have probably between 75 and a hundred of them and they're, they get me every time. And in fact, um, when we have meetings at work, um, we will not all the time, maybe once a year, we'll kind of go over them. And especially for new employees or new leaders there, um, we'll say, Hey, you know, we had this boss that used to do this. Hey, Tom, break them out, you know, go, go over a few of them. So they're just like, no way that guy said that. Oh yeah, he did. And he was serious about him too.
SPEAKER_01:Doing blue collar jobs like that. We're not real smart. Okay. So I got the, I got to start honing in on that shit now, which I'm bad for too, but, There are some.
SPEAKER_00:you know, your Papa, not your Papa, uh, Shelby or Tori's Papa. Uh, he used to have some good ones. He, he would say stuff like, uh, you know, between you, me and the fence post. And then he'd tell you something.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I'll say, I'll say that a lot.
SPEAKER_00:Uh, that's funny. Um, all right. So we'll, we'll go ahead and wrap this episode up. Um, like trying to want to keep these, we've had some feedback and just trying to keep them, you know, 30 to 40 minutes. Uh, we've had a few that have gone an hour and you say, man, we just kind of, I mean, they don't say we kind of lose interest, but they're just like, you know, the 30, 40 minute spots, the sweet spot. So, um, I do want to give some shout outs, um, Big Wayne, friend of the show. He listens all the time, gives us great feedback. Lance, I think he's probably a super listener. He engages with us on Facebook and stuff, so I want to give a shout-out to Lance. Yeah, that's my dog. And Bryant. Bryant's a loyal listener, too. Shout-out to my mama, too, Michelle. Yeah, she does. She likes Facebook posts and stuff like that, so yeah, definitely shout-out to Michelle. And I mentioned it to Tori. last week um maybe when we come up for the ride we can uh do an episode and i'd like to get your mom and dad on there if they're willing to to come on and share some of their wisdom oh yeah for sure yeah that'll be that'll be a good time yeah yeah oh that it's gonna be a good time one way or another and if we do if i don't if i'm not able to get my my alternator in in time um me and becca may just ride with you you and oh yeah for sure y'all yeah y'all come on yeah All right. Well, we'll go ahead and wrap this week up. Brandon, appreciate it. And as always, next time. Later. Later.